he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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i came on her dog
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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