I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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