I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
