the new term for farting is butt boxing.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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