I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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