Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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