At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
