Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
