dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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