My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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