I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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