I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
