we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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