Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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