yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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