...so i touched it.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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