Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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