Where did you get a picture of my penis
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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