don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
try to milk me bitch
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
