You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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