smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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