It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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