This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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