I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I met the friendliest cop last night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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