She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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