Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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