i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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