I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
