Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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