You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She bit a glass in half.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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