I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I am available for nakedness
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
