Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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