I'm drive I can fine osifer
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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