Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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