East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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