belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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