Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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