I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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