4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
