That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am spending my child support on dildos
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
