This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My ass is underappreciated
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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