Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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