Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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