Just mADE A PArabola og urine
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
