when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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