HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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