I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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