Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
the gays at disneyland are vicious
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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