BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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