rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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