You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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