So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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