im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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