I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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