If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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